Letters to Juve: Week 26 (Juventus v. Siena)

Dear Mr. Del Piero,

Welcome back! Lovely form today. Too bad you couldn't get that hat trick. But still, an excellent return to form. Keep up the good work.

Love,
Lisa

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Dearest Mr. Ibrahimovic,

Oh Zlatan. Where have you been? You seem absent and not-fabulous lately. I think perhaps these new boots you are sporting are wrong. Send them back, dig out the gold ones and resume your magic magic ways.

Love,
Lisa

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Olivera:

You know the plane to rome for the roma match next week? Why don't you sleep in and miss it. We don't really need your wild shots on goal and ridiculous fouling.

No love,
Lisa

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Dear Mr. Nedved & Mr. Trezeguet,

Please get well soon.

Love,
Lisa

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